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Haters Honk

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In DC, honking was silent.
Don't get me wrong, it still saved lives and precious time.

 In Winston-Salem, I feel like it's a freakin blow horn. 
I just feel like these people have never been honked at before.
They look at me in their rearview and I'm like "bring it"

I just want them to go and not be stupid. I'm not saying "die you whoremonger." 
But I guess I can try and be more patient . . .

When the light is green, you go.
When turning a corner on a green light, you don't need to stop
When switching lanes, you should use a blinker
When you pull out, don't get in the fast lane.
If the light is green, I don't want to see your brakes
Nor do I want you to start slowing down for your turn half a mile out
Don't ever go 10 under the speed limit, not even 5.
And if you're going the exact speed, there is a lane for you.
It's not mine.

Unless you want me to say hello with my fist.


I really don't get why people don't honk more.
The non-stupid ones must be saints




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